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 30.01.2008
A friend told me yesterday that she has a four-year-old son. I saw the advertisement "Alien vs Predator" and asks to buy a disc with a movie to watch. No excuses can be given that, say, scary and disc license road, etc. I want, I say, and that’s all. Okay, she bought him a Stranger-4, he began to watch. He tightly held for 20 minutes, then switched off the film and said in a serious voice: "Mommy! Don’t leave this disc and don’t give it to anyone. I’ll be a little older and I’ll definitely watch the movie. It is so terrible!"
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