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 29.10.2016
Yesterday’s top story. About an inventive student who enrolled in the space faculty.

Meeting with a leader of the space industry. I help him in the spring to lift a barrel capacity in a ton of water to a height of four meters, and in the autumn to remove. At the Dacia. The barrel is connected to the Artesian well, giving water to two houses and to all the hose, for irrigation. Everything is done clearly, but the engineer of the space industry has to take into account that in the winter a valuable barrel can be removed. The entire operation is to assemble and place two stairs on the sides, one for the lifting of the barrel itself. Insurance for his wife. Everything is done in minutes. Attention to every detail, 100% guarantee of success. In the third house, there are three Stalin bicycles in perfect condition. I went swimming in the Bear Lake. I have changed my new one five times in a year.

About the fall of our satellites will learn a few hours before the newspapers, walking dark. He is 70 years old and has only one kidney. He tries to compensate for failures with order in his own apartment. I saw him once repair the electrical wiring. From the boxes came such a partition of tools that I never dreamed of. In 15 minutes the problem was not to be solved, but the very roots of the problem were eliminated. He replaced the whole wiring and did his own way. I think this man is capable of sending anything into space.

But he knows he is leaving. Now there is money, trying to grow the change. Recruited young guys from Baumanka and MAI, the best. You see, the guys were bored in the same-sex elderly surroundings. I got my ass at work. That’s what I said, a girl with a beautiful ass. She walks around, the eyes of the guys are burning, our cosmonautics is slowly recovering :)
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