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 02.11.2016
I met a girl a couple of weeks ago. Meet me, the cinema-domino, the cafe, the flowers.
Yesterday invited guests, sat down, drank a glass of wine, came to kisses. I asked her to write a list that she agreed to sex voluntarily, in a sound sense, with coercion and blackmail.
I made a hysteria, called a fool, wished me a painful death and broke a bottle at the wall.
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