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 05.11.2016
Finally came out on the premiere of Dr. Strange. As a person who is not the first time to come to a Marvel movie, I am sure there will be 2 scenes after the titles (wow, I actually read this in a large publication that I trust). I went to the cinema not alone, but with two friends. So here we sit. The film ends, the titles begin. My friends were quick to get out, but I told them I was waiting for two scenes after the titles. One comrade proposed to leave now and watch the scenes at home, apparently doubting that they would be at all, and the other noticed that the tickets were paid for 200 rubles, and this, in his opinion, is a serious reason to stay and wait. After short titles appeared the first scene, followed by long titles. There was no one in the room except us and the cleaner, and there was, as I understand, an administrator. She urged us to release the room. Friends rushed out. The garbage cleaner assured us that "there will be no second scene," and the administrator said, "Well you, you understand that we have tabs, why do you look at these "letters," there will be no second scene." My friends left, I handed away my 3D glasses, threw out the garbage and stayed looking. The administrator waved her hand toward the movie projector (I don't know what she wanted to say to the person sitting there with this gesture), took her glasses and went out to check the tickets from the spectators who went to the session. I stood near the entrance and waited for my stage. Yes, the titles were really long, and I looked at them together with the new spectators who came to the last session today. It remains only to guess what was their surprise when they all sat down and saw the fattening spoiler in the form of a second scene after the titles...
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