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 06.11.2016
This story was told by my coach. In the court of 1968, Moscow, he served in the army. Once upon a time, together with two of their comrades, they meet three girls. They meet with them in every dismissal, take care of them, take them to the cinema... And one day, during the next meeting, one of the girls carelessly joked about what they said, three provincial guys, didn’t read them, indigenous Moscow girls... Word by word, they fought; the soldiers turned and left, hotly telling their friends a bunch of ugliness. One of them served as a writer. And then a couple of weeks later, he accidentally intercepts a letter from one of these girls. It is addressed to the commander of the unit. He opened it and read it. Naturally, it was said that ordinary people behave rude, show disrespect, ask to take action... all in this spirit. The challenge is accepted. They gather together and start to come up with the answer. After printing it on the machine, they extract the stamp and, after fake the signature of the commander of the unit, send a letter. After a while, the girl receives the following message: “Dear Comrade, the girl’s surname. Thank you for your timely appeal... Your complaint has been considered, an official investigation has been conducted, the culprits have been punished... By the decision of the military tribunal, ordinary persons have been sentenced to death. The sentence is executed in such a number.”
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