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 07.11.2016
They hired us one boy in "Sessurite" - sit, dumb, look at the cameras, get the day.

Ann no: I’m walking around a chocolate vending machine, I’m taking and cuddling, “What chocolate do you want?”

and yes ?

I said, “Take the chocolate and it will fall.” I forgot about it.

The next day I watched panic.

It turns out that the boy had no head, and after my departure, he tossed a chocolate machine all night until he wiped it out completely. Upon arrival, the owner of the machine machine with the head of the guard sat to watch a movie about a dull security guard under the cameras (only on the 1st floor of 8 cameras) who broke the vending machine, beat the machine with coffee, tried to pick up the key from the kiwi terminal with the keys from the keyboard, pushed the ATM- tried to open, sought a place for a chain. All this he did thoroughly dropped some pills and greatly masturbated.

But in another way - and in the method of checking whether his camera writes - he ran to the machine, after standing for a minute and striking his head rushed to the screen and watched if he ate on the cameras.



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