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 11.11.2016
They could not leave the country, missed the bus, caught a flight, November, freezes, but nobody stops. Even more, two cute blondes, uncertain age, and in the cars unhappy wives do not give any chances. One seemed to slow down, but rattled and left... We were looking at another wife in a warm car. It became dull, until the track is far away, the legs are no longer bending. Here some sort of machine brakes and a cheerful woman invites us to sit down, rejoice, go down, thank you.. She says, I see, frozen girls at all, like not to drive. Once the conversation went on to a child's topic, and she told how she got married. She is 40, for 40, unclear, the nose with a button, swollen, open. Worked in a funeral office, a man buried his wife, died of cancer, went to make some papers, saw her and says - six months will pass, I will return, marry you. She laughed at herself and forgot. Six months passed, he came and... married her. They give birth to a daughter, a late child, two seem - another 8 children from the first marriage. So she tells fun, it seemed even - invented on the move. In six months, I go back with my girlfriend. We vote, the car stops and the same woman calls - sit down. Sit down, she says, I recognized you right away, but here is my husband and daughter. At the wheel, a healthy man, like a bear, was a hunter and a girl of 3 years old, cheerful, like a mother, was delighted with them.
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