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 12.11.2016
How I married. I went to one of my acquaintances (just an unterrestrial beauty, a white-shiny chamomile)
He said, “Now I’ll catch you in the bag and you’ll shine in it,” and she replied, “Do you want me to be yours?” He abandoned everything and married.
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