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 13.11.2016
It was during a turbulent youth. My wife left for a few days, I stayed with my eight-year-old daughter, who was to be sent to school in the morning. I woke up at 7 in the morning and the second at 3 in the night to watch hockey. The alarm clock rings, I safely forgot about hockey, I take my daughter to school, and she sneezes, does not want to. In the end, I dressed, conducted and went to sleep. Fourteen minutes later, the girl came because she was not allowed to go to school. I was no longer left with my children.
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