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 18.11.2016
A little about the mysterious Russian soul: they opened a branch in the province. At first, everything was fine until the breakthrough, so far... For the first year the branch was in no way, and profits. But in the next quarter, suddenly, a strong minus. Well, the director promised to figure it out, but could not - the second quarter of this half-year showed an even greater minus. I watched how. They found that employees were stealing. Thus e. The goods sold were much less than the goods received. Our director has safeguarded and appointed the director of this branch to be materially responsible. He prayed and asked for a security guard from the capital. For about a month I understood where and why. When he to his superiors what was revealed, he could not believe that it was so for a long time.
In short, the director of the branch decided that thirty a month for his employees is somehow a lot, and half began to take for himself. The accountant looked at it and started taking five more. In fact, in the hands, the employees received a dozen. But I want to eat. So they started breaking up the warehouses. Since our materials are specific, employees could only sell products at prices twice as low as the market. Accordingly, they stole in amounts two or three times the amount held.
Today, the director of the branch and his wife, the chief, were arrested. The employees were strictly impressed.
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