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 28.11.2016
What do you know about ridiculous situations?? to
I go I mean alone in the car, from the columns played favorite music, all type-top, only in the stomach somewhat strangely whispered eaten a couple hours ago shaurma. And it starts to support me and I pierce. Not just pearls, but pearls like Satan. It was like cutting the eyes. And after 50 meters at the stop, my girlfriend is standing, sees me, smiles, jumps, masks with her hands... And I, scuco, with a poker face I go further...
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