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 13.01.2009
In the Middle Ages, the church strictly forbade a woman to move, to incite sweetness in her husband with obscene movements, and it was ordered during the act to lie quietly and humbly. As a result, a baron, returning from hunting in the deep night, stumbled upon his wife, who seemed to him a little colder than usual, but she always was. And only in the morning he learned that he was sleeping with the deceased woman - she died a few hours before his arrival. Bedolaga had to walk to Rome to paint his sins, and the above rule was attributed, however, performing the marital duty, the wife must show the presence of life with a light movement.
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