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 04.12.2016
The habit of walking around the courtyard in gallows - swing your feet and go for yourself, convenient and practical. Once the strawberries got caught, or the sellers trumped into the bag, or in the warehouse of finished products into a bunch, - the seller in the market said that they level up when they stand. not settled out. It took about a year until it dried up and broke. As I put my clothes on, as I put on both hands, so I remember the torgash with the words: the fools sell, and the idiots earn. In the subsequent purchases, the галоши chose the normal ones, and once again forgot and swung on the "hold in hot water, they are leveled". not settled out. I remember the fools and idiots. They know how to sell.
So a friend sold beef, - in cows with experience, the fat became yellow, buyers had a question. The phrase "maize fed" was used. The meat was sold.
By the way, why am I writing, maybe anyone knows how to level up the gallows? and share.
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