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 05.12.2016
The Parental Forum. Russian-speaking resident of London.

I broke up the awkward callers. They call with an Indian accent and ask, “How are you doing, madam?” and “So I’m going to sell something or cheat.” They say: "About your computer". I calmly answer: "I have no computer". And sometimes they say: "About your mobile". And I say on my mobile that I don’t have a mobile... They’re losing... %) %) %) :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Sometimes I say they went to the police. And my brother likes to take the phone and say in a strict voice: "Dudaev’s Headquarters. The Police Department"
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