A couple of years ago, I found out that my wife in her N years never went to a sex shop, even for a tour. To correct this omission decided to visit the first hit site with the relevant products.

The leafy site wife (G) noticed a vibrator of an unusual shape:

Nothing to yourself! Do they do that for men? ! to

I: They do, but it’s a female.

J: It cannot be! This is an anal man.



In general, in order to resolve the dispute, it was decided to shut down... I do not remember what I met then, and it does not matter. It is important that later I calmly went to work in the second shift.



Already on the shift, my colleague Ivan approaches me and says that such a device is broken, but there are no instructions and from which side to approach it he does not know. Which I suggested to shake together. And guess what the last queries on my phone saw Ivan? Sex shop and anal vibrator for men.



No excuse, because it would only make the situation worse)))