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 07.12.2016
by Viktor
Today on the local radio listened to how precious or semi-precious stones affect the signs of the zodiac... each zodiac sign corresponds to a certain stone, and if he will wear another then will feel uncomfortable, may headache and you can get sick... you Lena follow these rules hope?
by 23:03
Elena
Well of course! I do not wear stones.
by 23:03
by Viktor
If you have a headache, it means that you wore not your stone, or you stood next to it.
by 23:04
Elena
What if it is in the kidneys?
by 23:05
by Viktor
Then you need to sell the kidney and you will earn money and the head will stop to hurt.
by 23:05
Elena
Well, for the buyer to choose a kidney with his stone
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