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 08.12.2016
I’m a sociable person and don’t mind talking if I have something to say. While on the watch, in the evenings after the shift, I call home to my wife almost every day. When I talk, I wear a headset because the phone in the wagon catches communication only near the window, and standing, pressing the phone between the ear and the cold glass, the pleasure is much lower than average. But here I hardly have news, so most of the time my wife speaks. After one of these calls, a colleague who came later and didn’t start the conversation told me how I looked from the outside. Further from his words.



I go into the balcony and I see: you are sitting quietly staring at the phone, lying near the window. I think you may wait until the connection appears, maybe the phone will not be taken. You sit for 10 minutes, 20 minutes, half an hour. Then you say, “Well, for the time being, a quiet night.” by Fuck! So all this time you are, it turns out, on the phone "butted"!



Well, what, I have a "day of sickness", to tell me nothing but to listen to my wife, in my free time, I love.
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