>>> This is funny here:
Do your parents know that you have lost your virginity?

When I come to my mother who lives in another city, she sleeps me with questions: how is it at work? is normal. Salary is enough? is enough. How at home? is normal. Because if you answer something else, something about the real complex situation, you will get a two-hour brainstorming about your catastrophic life rolling into the abyss. Believe me, this is never funny.