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 11.12.2016
xxx: My phone thinks I am at the airport in Vnukovo. He is probably a dreamer.

xxx: I just used to all sorts of settings, and it turned out that the Google map knows everything about my movements in the previous days. And in those days when I didn’t turn on the GPS, I was swimming somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. He was doing something suspicious. And I do not remember anything about it. You can start to be scared.
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