Cats and mice (in the context of the current trends):

Two o’clock at night, the bar is closed. A German mouse rises out of the bar, looks around - there is no cat, carries to the bar, fills herself with beer, drinks and flies back to the bar.

After a minute, a French mouse appears, looks around - there is no cat, he also goes to the bar, pouches himself wine, drinks and also runs into the cave.

The Mexican mouse is raised - there is no cat, tequila, norca.

It looks like a Russian mouse - no cat, runs to the bar, pouches 100 grams, drinks, looks around - no cat, pouches the second, drinks - no cat, pouches the third.
Then the fourth and fifth... after the fifth he sits down, looks around - no cat!
- smashes the muscles and cries so badly: "Well, we’ll wait..."