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 12.12.2016
Our general surname is Tsarev, and the underground name is natural.
The King. Before the New Year, he gave us a naked salary (customers complaining of difficult times did not translate the grandmother), however, promised to compensate for everything later.
And today, he gathers us all together (on the table of a pack of sweaters).
The envelope, and he says:
I’ve given you the bonuses before the NHG, you know why. I am my own
I hold my word, you get it now. So that you may know that you are my way, and I
I will never give you twice as much as I promised. I hope you
Take care of me and do not leave me in difficult times.
For a few seconds, there was a stunned silence in the office, and here
At the end of the day, the trembling voice of our
Technical Engineer Yaris:
“Booze, keep the king... Siyiyiyiyiyilny, keepaaaavny...
I wanted to catch it, but I couldn’t laugh.)
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