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 13.12.2016
xxx: Mysterious your potency, the term did not understand how it works))

If only we could understand ourselves.
It’s like a female orgasm: you never know what will work.
But there are certain things that you should not do.
Hide and smoke is just a bad idea: blood flow and sensitivity immediately to herms in the bad sense of the word.
Although I had a friend, he managed with one hand to squeeze the chicken, with the other to pull the chicken, and with the third nephrite rod - to give happiness, joy and love, and all almost at the same time.
But this in the companion should initially be so much testosterone that even his eggs had eggs.
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