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 15.12.2016
We sit down with a loved one (we have three children for two, this is important), we drink coffee, we watch the clip.
When he saw it, he asked:
Why do girls always have smaller cars than boys?
“So from life is an example,” I answer, “your car is also bigger than mine?
Once in two...
Your house is bigger than mine.
Once in two...
You weigh more than me.
Once in two!
You have twice as many children as me.
And it is true.
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