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 17.12.2016
Monday: Focus from wheel discs.Can be used as a mangal, as a grill, as a stove.
[Photo of two welded together wheel discs of a car]
Andrei Beresnev: And I break my head, where to steal iron, in order to cook the oven in the house.
Evgeny: And I did the same for myself from the Volga discs.
Cat Vaska: man, tell me, long to cook?
Rosh01: Half an hour in boiling, salty water, mixing every 5 minutes.
Monday: I am not a man, I am a woman. My husband says he swallowed him in about an hour.
Calculator: Monday is a woman?? to
Monday: The calculator is a human?
Calculator: Ahahah))) a worthy answer! + is
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