At the age of 19, being a tremendous student of philology on the dispute chose the topic of the course on the features of the language of pornography stories. Internet by cards, memorable site "stoolchik.net", serious analysis of themes, vocabulary and features of submission.

Consultation before defence. In the auditorium, I and my teacher are the same eye-catching philological virgin, only a quarter of a century older, a pack of printed sheets thick with markers of several colors in a small book, we look at the record and find out how many times the word "popka" is found there and how many - "jopa".

Thirty minutes later, the teacher sarcastically corrects the glasses:

Do you know, Annette, the expression "throw the brain"? This is how it looks!