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 23.12.2016

I have a man at work in the office. She has the same job as me.
38 years. There is an apartment, a car. Tooth to tooth. and mad. Of those who lead the movie, buying a ticket only for themselves and after tea the girl buys at her own expense. Low and wide.

He asked me to find him a girlfriend, broke my Instagram
Here are his demands:
27 years maximum, tall, slim, white, with long hair and high breasts
Working in a High Position with a Good SP
The presence of a car is necessary, preferably a new and good brand such as a BMW or Mercedes
Household and not transshipment
Agree to immediately go to the decree and have at least two children
In the intervals between the decrees, of course,
The main condition: in everything to obey the mother, that is, the mother-in-law

Who is Yellow? To have, to have?
Source: http://bash.im
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