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 25.12.2016
My New Year meetings.
What were they?
Very different service at the "Support" with a call a little bit under the curants, I remember that the patient endlessly apologized - for what?, and his company walked in the neighboring room, meeting the New Year.
I saw newborns and New Year's Eve in the operations.
One New Year I met a nurse in the resuscitation — where all the nurses and all the doctors were drunk — except for one doctor, whom I respected and consider an example of duty and conscience.
“Misha, we will not leave the sick at will.”
And we fought for them back to back, all in soap – two solitary warriors on a bowl of severe illnesses, did not lose one – did all appointments, he helped to breed antibiotics – hundreds of small pediatric doses, mistakenly sent to adult resuscitation with giant doses of intravenous antibiotics for septic patients...
They stood up, the clean clothes came to an end in the morning - I scratched the curtains between the sick, cut off and put everyone in the clean. Since then, we have had great respect for each other – and I have ceased to respect some of my colleagues who have forgotten their debt forever.

However, the most memorable for me New Year-I remember so far, many years later I met with my classmates, in the sleeping area of the suburbs.By this time we had friends for many years, passed the LOTOS, KVN, suggested each other, exchanged works for drawings, and romantic relationships were already established.
The boys cooked champagne and the girls cooked champagne.
They passed the old, met the new and loaded with something.
And then Valke and came the thought - he started, all these years - and let's walk around the neighbors, songs to sing and congratulate people, type-call?
Said- done, Valka and Jansik were quite bad guitarists, people we were singing for many years of self-activity and KVNov, a large box of chocolate candy we had, went...
Five floors, a lying skyscraper, a neighboring entrance - and we started!
They ringed at the doors, introduced themselves to know the names of the neighbors and sang their majestic songs, feasted children with chocolate, congratulated them on the New Year...
Lord, how glad we were!! to
Instead of getting stuck in TV-live communication, jokes, laughter, guitarists try, songs, improvisations.
And to the table we were invited and on the staircase cage danced and hugged and grandmothers kissed us, guests take with you.
And then the door opened the poet, invited to the table and poured vodka into the crystal glasses, raised for the New Year - and he began to read poems, his own, other people, read decently, by the way, in memory.
Further brotherhood I remember worse, I remember only the feeling of happiness and celebration, the unity of such different people..." Sbitjen varim "- genially invented Zvanetsky - this was the feeling.
And well in the morning we heard Bonnie M and were able to watch them on our TV.
Sitting for a few minutes and falling asleep, of course.
Many years have passed, the boys have become grandparents, the girls grandparents.
And I remember that New Year as yesterday, glad that I had it.
I wish everyone the coming New Year so that you will remember it for a lifetime!
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1612/o161224.html#8
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