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 26.12.2016
The new US administration removed Russia from the list of national security threats to the United States. I see the Darkest gathering the forces and inserting a pistol into them: “You are so relaxed! Why are we not a threat? We will now cease to be afraid!" And the representative of the FSB grumbled sadly: " The Ministry of Finance did not give money for bribery to American experts, they cut us out" And the Ministry of Finance grumbled: "No, but they do not raise the price of oil. Let the prices go up, then the money for the bribe will be". The darkest then echoingly asks: "North Korea is on the list? They have money from where" And the representative of the FSB sadly bubbles: "This is for them that China brought experts". And the Darkest doesn’t get away: "Who took the hackers? Snowden?" And the FSB spokesman grumbled sadly: "So they took themselves. The hackers then" Then the Darkest says: "Okay. are free. Just from you...I will call Trump myself. If you want to do something well, do it yourself"
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