A few years ago, my friend met with one such special, characteristic Tpshetka. She wildly angered everyone in our company, not least by her unbeaten stupidity.

They’ve been together for about a year and I’ve been alone with her. I wanted to see how high the threshold of her stupidity was.

Do you know the secret of Pasha?

What a secret? She closed her eyes and listened carefully to me.

Do you know what kind of wound is?

“I know,” she answered with a breath.

I think he would have said it himself, but he is very complex about it.

No Tom, just tell me.

Well well well. In fact, Pacha Smirnov is... Uzbek Jamshut Azizov, he just changed his name and surname to get a job. It took me a lot of effort not to get stuck at this point, considering that Pasha was a blonde with blue eyes and in the family all were Russian.

The Truth? She asked with some delay, apparently digesting the information.

Did I lie to you at least once? Do not start this topic yourself. He will tell it himself.

Okay thank you! It is time! She suddenly got up and left. The journey, my guess confirmed - the threshold of stupidity is really extremely high...

That same evening, Pasha comes to me with a beer and tells me about further developments.

They lie in bed, watching a movie.

“Dear man, is there something you don’t want to tell me?

No like...

I want you to confess everything yourself!

In what? I can imagine how Pasha was obviously confused at that moment.

I know your secret!

What is my secret?

She clung to him with her chest, gently hugged him behind her shoulders with her hands and kissed him with the words:

You are a whore!

Out and finish. I wildly rattled probably 20 minutes and couldn’t stop)) Pasha just smiled.

P.S Then they naturally broke up because he couldn’t tolerate such a shit anymore.)