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 26.12.2016
In Moscow, he sent a letter to Bulgaria.

The girl clit the mark, something was hurt there. Then he asks, “Where is the index?” I am :

After the name of the city.

This is not an index. The index should have six digits.

Six-digit indices in Russia There are four in Bulgaria.

Do you think Bulgaria is not Russia?

Yes, I am saying...

The girl went for the boss. She came, admitted that Bulgaria is still not Russia, but once it is not Russia, then it is not Russia.

- In a letter to abroad, you must, says the boss, write the address in Latin.

In Bulgaria, the letters are the same as in our country.

- No, the same letters as in our country, only in Kazakhstan, Belarus and Ukraine.

Here were Cyril and Methodius, who lived in Bulgaria, and invented the alphabet for us all. Even in the city of Veliko Tirnovo, the university is named after them, just a letter there, look at the address...

It was so long ago, now everything has changed.

I have to say that in the intonation of the boss there was no hassle, on the contrary, she was very kind and sincerely tried to convince me, an inadequate client, of my error. Having stopped insisting on Latin, the boss said that the address should then be written in the language of the country to which the letter is sent.

So, I say, it is Bulgarian. Here, look at the hard sign after the letter "B" in the name of the country. Or the word "cathedra"; in Russian it is written "cathedra".

“You know, I’m not a specialist,” she continues, “but I’m sure that in Bulgaria they don’t write that way... Well, we’ll, of course, accept the letter, but I’ll make a copy of your envelope to check it all.

Then I sent a scanned check from the mail to Bulgaria and noticed the inscription on the top of the check:

“Seeking a job? The Russian Post will appreciate your abilities.”
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