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 28.12.2016
When I was a student, I had a car, but there was always not enough money. I decided to find work for the evening/weekend. I posted my full resume on several popular resources and a call was given where I was invited to an interview. I arrived at the appointed time in a very modest office. There were no signs at the entrance, and nothing else with the name of the company. In the corridor I saw a person 5-7 of the same applicants as me. The girl - the secretary headed the line, printed our resumes and referred them to the office returned and called by name to the director for an interview. It is my turn. I enter the office, the director stands up, draws his hand and says:

-Good morning, Name_Fatherhood, you know I am very impressed by your resume. What about being not a courier, but a “courier-seller”? Money is much more serious. Can you sell?

- Well, help with the choice I can, and so what to "touch" what the buyer does not need I will not.

What do you mean?

- Well you know they go through apartments, all kinds of vacuum cleaners offer for the angry money?

You have heard about us...

A few seconds of discomfort.

I stand up silently and leave.
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