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 28.12.2016
When people met for a long time, knew each other, fell in love, decided that they wanted to be together - and then moved to sex, and there was a problem with sex, then all the people who have solved this problem will overcome, supporting each other. But start with the peppers, then discover that a man is a shit, just three months of bouquet-sweet dates and a man and a woman can successfully demonstrate only their attractive sides, and the brains in the pink mist of passions have turned off the critical perception, hystericity is perceived as "how frightened and sensitive", and pathological jealousy or tyranny "such a caring/ah, no step will go away" - the aftertaste of a rushing fuck will be as if in this joke in the ears.
Scorotrach is for purely physiological picapers, when a person is not considered in advance as something more than a living vibrator. It is not worth condemning people who want precisely the intersection - if, of course, both of them want each other - a normal physiopsychological need - but to interfere with this matter with those who expect to become a couple is still not worth it. It is shameful when one side lies that it wants an intersection, in fact after this imagining itself a venerable, and the other side hangs on its ears that it wants relationships, although in fact, having received an intersection, falls into the beautiful far away, because the "relationships" de facto calls the prelude, and the prelude is completed.
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