I did not see my grandfather from the side of my father as a child very often. When I met my grandfather, he always joked with me. And one of his favorite jokes was to ask me if I learned to talk.
“Well, I’ve learned how to talk,” Grandfather asked.
- Of course I learned, I will soon go to school - I answered proudly.
And my grandfather gave:
How do I check now. But say "I am a finticulture man. I can finticulture finticulture and refinticulture".

And never in that time I was able to pronounce this fine-culture-written PZDC.