I am starting fireworks. I like this matter very much.
Because this is the only day in the year when the frogs can take revenge on one hand and the fucking kids, and their non-separating papas with the perforators, and their eternally whirling on the ultrasound hysterical moms, and the dogs constantly laughing and scratching the floor, and listening to the full TV to the grandmothers!
Suffer at least once a year, as we do every day. Feel all the pain "and why do you live not like everyone else and unhappy?"and "you have no right to complain, because normal people should not want to sleep at this time!".

And cats are unfortunate, teach cats not to be afraid.