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 11.01.2017
Yesterday I was offended by a girl, so I saw that the pizza delivery service on my phone was recorded as Pizzulechka, and she was just Lena. He says you treat pizza more gently than me. I had to come up with the idea that it was I who called her such a joke.

No, well not to explain to her that my relationship with this pizza lasts 7 times longer than with her)

By the way, the pizza was always brought on time, and the girl never came anywhere on time. Such things.
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