I remembered the army case.

I went into the kitchen for the first time.
That is, we are sitting three and in front of my bathroom plates-cups for the whole shelf (thousands of people).

And here Grechishkin begins to spoil anecdotes. Of course, he was washing too.
The anecdotes at first seem ridiculous.
The car charged. It turns one, immediately begins the second or third and goes on in non-stop mode.

At the end of the second hour, the hysteria with us ended. My dishes and crying.