Mona approaches her friend Misha and says:
I sleep with the wife of the rabbi. Can you keep him in the synagogue for an hour after the service?
Mischa doesn’t like it, but as a friend of Moni, he agrees. After prayer, he begins to talk to the rebe, asking him a wagon of idiotic questions to hold him back. Eventually, the rabbi gets tired of all this and he asks Misha what he is seeking. Misha, feeling guilty, finally admits:
“My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to hold you.
Rebe smiled, then gently laid his hand on Misha’s shoulder and said:
You better hurry home. My wife died a year ago.