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 19.01.2009
Under the label “Secret”

Portrait of the average Bachelor:

Category: male sex
Place of Habitat: Russia
Type of activity: Student 1-2 courses, less frequently in the middle office.
Personal life: He touches everything that gets under the eye, while being indifferent to the female gender in real life.

Good knowledge of computers, especially Linux. Very playful creature in essence (in the sense of playing a lot and often in computer games).

He speaks the following languages: Albanian in perfection, English at the level of African-American bomzh, Russian at the level of 5th grade of elementary school.

Fears: Students are usually poor or average, so they are terribly afraid of the military.

Thoughts: By sending quotes, he thinks his “jokes” are extremely funny, as they contain the words “prepod”, “back-line”, “girl”, “confused the ICQ window”, “session”, “odmin” as well as the smiley at the end of the joke “0_o” automatically equates his quote to a funny one.

Dreams: A hero does not dream of having a good diploma, a job, a lot of money, a beautiful wife and a powerful computer.
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