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 18.01.2017
My dad told a friend. From the acquaintance:

New Year’s guests arrived. During the celebration, I realized that I drank too much. I was advised to take a shower, water would help a little. I went to the bathroom and decided not to take a shower, but to lie in the bathroom. I picked up a little warm water, went down and lay down. I did not notice how he fell asleep. After a while I wake up, it was dark, I don’t remember. It freezes like a dog. I drive my hands in the dark, I feel the tiles. The first thought: “Morg? “!” I drive further - a bath, a little water. “I’ve already washed!” I screamed out of fear.

The wife runs and asks, “Why are you nuts, fool?”

It turned out, after the celebration, the guests broke up, she went to the bathroom and saw that he fell asleep. Wake up failed. He dropped the water from the bathroom and turned off the light.
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