Here is this:

Today the verifying customs officer dug up and in the final issued:
What do you think is smarter than us?
What are you! I answer me. I have fewer chromosomes.
He did not understand, even smiled proudly.
It hurts me (

Reminds me of the army saying:
- Something you are, comrade of soldiers, very clever!
Who is? and I?
Well not me!! to