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 25.01.2017
Which product, such is the buyer.

No, I have not heard. All the girls who wanted to get married to me were lazy, unworking hookers. Although it was not immediately seen - silent, modest such...

Dogs, in secret, I will say to your ear: active working people and ambitious people never want to get married, they have problems with their throat, and they don’t have time. Usually they get married, because it is not time to get married, they want to, but because they want to spend the rest of their lives with a particular man and share life with him.
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