The acquaintances took the dog, the English bulldog is unknown with what. Very funny to look, but with a serious defect. Because of the shortened nasopharynx, arriving along the bulldog line, but with a quite normal face and neck, arriving from unknown to whom, the dog instead of the usual haw-gaw, issued sounds similar to slogans: "ma", "yes", "on". But over time the defect turned into interesting abilities, the dog learned quite clearly, for the dog, naturally, to pronounce "yes", and then in general the word "mama", which was very fun for all acquaintances.

Once, when a friend was walking Robin, so called a dog, a guy with a dog appeared. Self-satisfied, with cunning manners, not very pleasant, with a short-haired collie on the lead, which was perfectly trained. He performed all these dog exercises easily and impeccably: he took barriers, ran on the barrel, and so on. Tired of the game, the stranger spoke. He described his pet as the best in the country, thanks to himself, naturally. He called himself a genius of training and dog guidance. After arrogantly looking at the dog of his acquaintance, he disregardingly concluded:
You have an incomprehensible confusion. There are no stupider dogs.
The acquaintance did not come up. Looking at Robin, she said:
There is no more stupid. Is it true, Robin?
The dog raised his sad eyes and answered clearly:
“Yes, Mom,” he blamed his head.
"Nothing, don't be upset," encouraged his acquaintance and they went to the side of the house.

And the genius of training still stood for a long time with his mouth open and his eyes blurred.