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 27.01.2017
When Nyusha that she had enrolled in self-defense courses, I thought she had an ehe, a whispering tea. For girls of such beauty and weightlessness, the only way to defend themselves at night is to honestly surrender to any passing hooligan.

True fighting teaches kindness. Not to wreak the wrongdoer. Several years of training from early childhood, modified bone nanostructure for pucha power impact. The chest of the bricks is one mouth in half. And Nush chose short-term economic courses. And very soon there appeared a somewhat aggressive internal force. A slight confidence in yourself. Falling into a sect? I began to fear her. If you grasp that is not the case, it will screw something good into the air and with its lovely foot blam right into the nose.

However, according to her stories, the courses seemed practical. There more learned to look around and run away. "If you found yourself in the underground crossing at night alone with a gang of copters, then you made the mistake a little earlier." And the cherry blade to this winegret - techniques prohibited by the rules of any battles without rules. Any type of duck after many years in the hall can somewhat balance a meticulous blow to the eggs. The girls have an unconditional bonus. What about eggs? “Interference is superfluous in almost every battle.”

I was roaring, and it soon happened to her. Which he met in full arms.

After leaving the subway in the late afternoon, she recalled that she had never moved the keys from the apartment from the outer side pocket into the inner pocket, as the new Doctrine told her. I checked, there were no keys!!! Inside the house too!! The door is such that it can be carried out. Repair of the entire entrance. There are spare keys. They are in a box inside the apartment. From the seat! Where to sleep?

Economic courses are included. I immediately calculated when I felt the keys in my pocket for the last time. Just before entering the metro. It was pulled out a few minutes ago. Right in the metro. But what's the point of stolen keys if you don't know the apartment? So the thief will try to track the victim’s path to the home. Simple logic, and thanks to her, Nuesha realized that now behind her back is the ON who stole her keys and hopes to rob her apartment. Listening to the top-top in the distance. Around no one. Do not look! turned into the store. I noticed, yes, there was a guy in the back. I remembered the signs, choosing a bottle of cognac for a long time. The accidental passenger will probably sit away during this time. He came out, on a decent distance. He moves and waits. Back and back again top. and horror. The worst thing is if he attacks from behind. I turned and went to meet the guy. Mission impossible – not only to take away, but also to take away your keys from him. How! → It’s easy if you attend a course.

Blindly smiled. The enemy is like a coward. He stopped and knocked his eyes. Another smile - and a bag with a bottle of cognac is flying him up. I dropped, of course. It was a distracting maneuver. How they taught. The main blow went unnoticed - the shoe is clear where. She rushed to the pockets of the crumbling smelly body, grabbed the keyband, and then heard a scream - Sanya! What did this shit do to you? In the mgl was painted the No. 2.

This was not part of the self-defense scenario. Nush was confused, but: instantly dropped the shoes on the high heels (the case last fall was), economically picked up both shoes and began to craftfully loop the folds of the terrain. In the back there was a whistle in four legs, silent, and it was quite silly. Running in, she noticed behind the next turn the shelter and threw the shoe forward. Both passed by.

The keys taken from the man did not come. She found it later in her bag. He still doesn’t know when and how they got there. For a week, I went out at the neighboring subway station and did not go to the store where I bought cognac. And when she came in, the saleswoman simply said, “The peanut has been found! Here is your shoe and a note!

The note was that the guy really liked the girl in the subway, and he just followed her. I was determined to meet. A friend asked to stay behind, so as not to interfere with the romance of the first meeting. He also asks her to return her keys in exchange for her shoes :)
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