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 28.01.2017
What would you do if you failed in a well? A boiler with communications, from which the cover of the boiler was slammed.
Well, first of all, we would remember to the seventh knee all the relatives of that "metallist", who closed this lid and utilities workers, who did not take measures to finish the hole. Then they would try to get out, but suppose the stairs were hardened. Would you call for help? There is no one nearby: a well in the desert. Yes, you have a phone. But, as in a bad series: “I had a battery.”

But the dog, who fell into such a well yesterday in Nikolaev, made sense. He bite the cable, the entire area remained without internet for three hours, but repairers from the provider after 10 minutes already found the cause of the breakdown, called the Ministry of Emergencies, which got the "divorce" and identified him in the receiver.

P.S The dog became the hero of the day and his "adoption" has already been set up.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1701/o170127.html#9
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