Hello, can you maximize it?
I: There is no such thing here.
I put a phone. 5 minutes later a call. I’ll also ask you: “Hello, Maxim?”
I: You are wrong.
A minute passed. calling
by Maxim. Is it you?
I: No, it is Marina. Do not call here anymore.
After three more calls, my patience began to fade.
and here. Five minutes of silence. And then again.
Is that Maxim?
I (already boiling and leaving the steam): A man, it is not funny. There are no Maxims here, there have not been, and there will not be. If you call me again, I’ll hold my hand and put my phone in my ass.

Then there were four more calls, after which I began to roar, chew and beat if I could. I dropped the phone and went to sleep.
The next day a call. A familiar voice
See also: Allo
I went out, but there:
Hello, call the smoke, call the smoke.
I am (surprisingly): it is me
Hi my granddaughter!! Wait a minute...

He cries (not in the telephone) to somebody, "You are an old fool!!! I told you that he wasn’t called Maxim..."

PA: "Is that your grandfather...known? You haven’t been here for a long time... come on a weekend"...
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Are you Marina or Dima?! to