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 29.01.2017
Another anti-talent cooking in my sister.
Masha: Strangely, the appearance of shit and the taste of shit, and the above-voiced product I did not put in the stove.
I’ve got the same cake, I’ve got it. Could it be liquid?
Masha: On the contrary, they can be torn like bricks.
Natasha: How do you bite? I lay out circles with a diameter of 10 cm and close with a cover. As soon as I cooked, I turn around and close again. Then they become soft.
Masha: Shorts on something like a bowl without a cover, I turn every time after catching the dress, forging and identifying her next trophy from the teeth.
Natasha is...
Masha: If you come for the lamp today, you will get a free multi-functional bonus!! to
Thank you, but we haven’t had any problems since last time.
I haven’t been in guests for a week!
Natasha: It is now.
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