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 02.02.2017
I met a girlfriend with a guy. Worked in the neighborhood. Very good, intelligent, eloquent and charming, in her words. But she had a "bik" at the expense of literacy. “Podkovana” was in Russian for “five”. And everything was fine when they communicated “live.” And then she was sent on a business trip, a correspondence with him began. He said, “Hello, what are you doing? “Do you sleep? "What are you quiet" and so on. it was crazy annoying) And she told him in a telephone conversation that all this is written with a soft sign!!! Sleep, be quiet and act. And all in that spirit. He was upset and did not write for a few days. Then he said, “Hello baby.”

The lesson was won.)
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