zzz: One employee, let’s call him Semen, loved sleeping very much. Therefore, he came to the editorial after half an hour after all, but tried to leave half an hour later - for the sake of justice.

Other journalists appreciated Semen for some certainty brought to life, for subordinating the seasons of the year. Because if he said, "Good, went to work - and around it is light" - it means that soon everything will end, spring is near. And if, on the contrary, complained about the darkness on the way home, everyone understood: the cold, darkness and darkness of December came.

No one fired him for the same reason.