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 06.02.2017
We sit at the table with relatives, we celebrate one of the birthdays, we began a solemn conversation about everything.
My wife tells everyone:
How can a boy grow up independently in a modern society if they are constantly accompanied by women?At home, his mother tells him what to do, in the kindergarten, the teacher educates, in school, the total majority of teachers are women. And it turns out that the boy is accustomed to women giving him orders that he must obey!

But then came the son (2 and a half years old) and spoke quite unequivocally, "Mommy, Mandarin!", stretching her a mandarine and obviously waiting for when his mother will clean his majesty the overseas fruit.

My parents appreciate it.)
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