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 06.02.2017
Today in the subway saw a advertisement: a box, four pairs of women's legs are pulled out of it in different shoes)) And while waiting for the train, they developed this topic:
It would be great to have such changing legs!
You can on different occasions in life: at work, on dates, in the gym, on a journey...
And another hand! Delicious with manicure - to go on a date
Strong with biceps - for repairs, trips and shops
You can also change your breasts!! to
Big for dates.
The small ones are sports! To the gym, to the pool, and to run is easy, yet on them to sleep convenient and to go for a massage!
And also milk - for feeding - with the function of instantaneous milk production)))
They even switched heads:
Smart for work
Stupid is if the smart one thinks a lot or the sad thoughts glitter, then you can change your head to the stupid and relax.)
The last version was an alternate pop))) But here we agreed that there is a universal form)))))
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